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The Evil Emperors of The Amerikan Empire V: Cuck Dynasty


Democracy fetishists like to claim that democracies will consistently avoid really bad leaders. They’ll readily admit to not exactly nominating Charlemagne for the presidency in recent US elections. But they’ll insist that the democratic rise of Hitler was far more of a Black Swan Event than the reigns of Roman Emporers Commodus or Elegabolus. And furthermore, you’d never actually get a run of bad leaders. The Barracks Emperors were strictly a non-democratic phenomenon and would never be possible given the wisdom of the common man.

Strip away the shrink-wrap cocoon of ego-gratifying, jingoistic Whig History and we discover that at least six recent Amerikan Emperors could qualify as legitimate evil emperors who have materially and morally worsened the commonweal of the average decent American citizen. Today we describe how Democracies can in fact produce rancid, inbred, rotifers of privilege worthy of a bicephalic spawn of the Spanish Hapsburgs. In fact, once you’ve got a good, thumping party system, you start getting whole strings of elections that more closely approximate a fued between the Capulets and Montagues.

As the crowd chants “Four more years! Four more years!” at Michelle Obama, we realize that Democracy not only fails to produce a eugenic source of wisdom and authority, but that it elevates the opposite. J.R.R. Tolkien had Sauron’s predecessor create the orcs to be a twisted, evil parody of the noble, decent elves. Modern Amerikan political parties created the Kennedy’s, The Clintons and sadly; the Bushes, as twisted Uruk-Hais of political privilege. Just as Rome had its Five Good Emperors, we have our antithesis: The Bush Family Cuck Dynasty.

So how does one become a Cuck Dynasty? Doesn’t being a Cuck imply a state of powerless, supine subjugation to the Cathedral? How could an entire family remain powerful while living under the cuck like an apprentice seaman on an old, wooden British Frigate? Well, they are serving the Cathedral in their role. They are essentially a puppet-nobility. They are placed at the head of the “Conservative Movement” to prevent anyone that would take a serious battering ram to the Cathedral from being able to consolidate power.

It began with George H. W. Bush’s failed primary campaign against Ronald Reagan. It was no Democratic Operative who coined the term “Voodoo Economics” to deride Reagan’s proposed opposition to the tax and spend Keynesian economics of miasma that gave our nation economic malaise. As a well-bred, Ivy League Bush, his loyalty was to those who sought to consolidate the power of the elite.

This loyalty to the entrenched continued when he followed Ronald Reagan into power and became known as “41.” The “New World Order” he proclaimed ushered in an era of international corruption. While others tend to claim this was an entré for the dreaded (((illuminati))), I tend to see it as a new public trough for the jetset hogs to lick slop at the common man’s expense. Everyone from Bono to George Soros has found this ingratiating. It wasn’t Bill Clinton who originally drew up NAFTA either. Bush’s New World Order is destroying many people’s Old World gainful employment.

The Amerikan Electorate forgot the prohibition against Titles of Nobility and then voted in “41’s” scion, George W. Bush (AKA “W” Aka “43”). By this time, the Bushes had abandoned the monied precincts of Connecticut for the warmer climes of Houston, Texas. George W. Bush tried his hardest to be Texan. It grated the way a fake nerd dressed like a Star Wars droid with an “IFLS” button grates. It particularly grates if said nerd couldn’t differentiate Planck’s Constant from The Shad Planking in Sussex, Virginia. W. was trying too hard to be a man of the people. In reality, he was a man of the elite.

You could sense his condescending elitism in his self-described ideology. “Compassionate Conservatism.” Savor the implicit insult for all those other sorts of Conservatives. You know who you are, you Uncompassionate Conservatives. Nick Land describes how Dubya’s implicit contempt and intense dislike for his own electoral base is lethal to Rightist movements.

“When someone is hurting, government has got to move” declared ‘compassionate conservative’ US President George W. Bush, in a futile effort to channel the Cathedral. When the ‘right’ sounds like this it is not only dead, but unmistakably reeking of advanced decomposition.

You see, the Cuck Dynasty that was the Bush Family just wanted all us Conservatives to be nice and behave. They were attempting to use guilt and socialization to control what Rightists could say and push for in the realm of public affairs. Sarbanes-Oxley was a necessity; Social Security reform had to be abandoned if it scared the Lefties. NINJA Loans were obviously not good ideas. A lot of smart economic and financial minds made a point of carefully explaining that to “43.” But you had to be tolerant if you really believed in housing equality. Housing equality, and all the niceness that went with it made the Cathedral happy. Therefore it was way more important than the fundamental value of the securities in some dumb hick’s retirement portfolio.

And then we get “43’s” brother. The man who took “compassionate conservatism” to the point of soggy dissolution. ¡JEB! believed this ideology should apply to everyone in the world. They could pray “Death to America” each and every morning, but if they ever hurt government had to move. And not only did it have to move, it had to move each these poor, suffering individuals right next door to you. And it had to give them H1B Visas so that they could work at 2/3 your salary and take away your job. Don’t complain you vile, Conservative ¡RACIST!

So, regardless of the outcome of the Presidential Election, Donald Trump has done our great nation a vital favor. By demonstrating that the logical, intellectual end point of the Bush Family ideology was a futile dead-end terminating in national suicide, he tore down The Cuck Dynasty. It is our job as the Reactionary Vanguard to insure this malignancy never raises its ugly head again. Compassionate Conservatism is by definition neither. The New World Order is by necessity a vacuum attached to your wallet and a revolver pointed at your temple.

Everything the Bushes pushed for was stamped pre-approved by the Cathedral. It was deemed polite, acceptable dissent. That made it no real dissent at all. That made the Bushes a vile Cuck Dynasty.

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