A man ofÂ Hegelian dogma.
He would do well to read someÂ Burke,
To give his Neo-Connery a final shirk.
Mocks Jonah GoldbergÂ with a mind so keen.
ButÂ his loathing of John Derbyshire,
Fills me with fiery ire.
A true mascot of theÂ New Class.
His voice babbles on beautifully,
Stuffing me with incredulity.
Jose Angel Gutierrez,
I loathe everything he says.
With any luck he will soon be fired,
AndÂ Paul GottfriedÂ will celebrate, as he is now retired.
The details of his identity remain a secret.
His writings are filled with righteous indignation,
The roots of which beget no explanation.
Is just about as smart as he looks.
When he diesÂ Ross DouthatÂ will take his position,
A far cry from givingÂ The New York TimesÂ a benediction.
Ever dueling with those vicious narcos.
Perhaps he andÂ Dr. PaulÂ should meet,
And form a united front to eschew defeat.
Left Canada and to America he did come.
A Republican whoÂ enjoyed the company of Andrea Dworkin,
Is naturally aÂ darling in the eye of Aaron Sorkin.