There is no excuse for their continued existence. They are vile. They are a despicable execration. Their continued presence befouls the air. I can tasteâ€¦their stink! No this wasnâ€™t Agent Smith berating Morphius. So just who are these nefarious villains? They are the horrible Great White Blight of the E-vil Caucasian Persuasion. The always brilliant and lovable Kevin Williamson shares his contemptable bigotries to tell us just who they really are.
The truth about these dysfunctional, downscale communities is that they deserve to die. Economically, they are negative assets. Morally, they are indefensible. Forget all your cheap theatrical Bruce Springsteen crap. Forget your sanctimony about struggling Rust Belt factory towns and your conspiracy theories about the wily Orientals stealing our jobs. Forget your goddamned gypsum, and, if he has a problem with that, forget Ed Burke, too. The white American underclass is in thrall to a vicious, selfish culture whose main products are misery and used heroin needles.
Itâ€™s a good thing people like Kevin Williamson and Gov. Kasich operate on such a higher plane of enlightenment. It would just be tragic if he were consigned to actually sitting next to these underclasses at his church or see their ratty children running about his toney cul-de-sac. If he couldnâ€™t talk down to Poor White Trash, who would Mr. Williamson be able to condemn?
And while Kevin Williamson questions the continued validity of their existence in this world, we leave it to the always fair and open-minded Matt Walsh to describe what sort an afterlife we should consign them to:
You make excuses all you want, but the fact remains that the most un-Christian Republican candidate in American history is now leading in delegates because the vast majority of our â€œconservative Christianâ€ states chose him. Thatâ€™s the reality. And itâ€™s a travesty. Perhaps its time to think up a new moniker for that region of the country. Maybe we can call it the Secular Populist Belt. Or the Reality TV Fans Belt. Or the Christian Culturally But Not Spiritually Belt. I guess thatâ€™s all a bit wordy. Maybe we should just call it the Trump Belt. Trump actually has a fashion line that sells belts, and Iâ€™m sure it will go bankrupt soon enough, just like Christianity in America is going spiritually bankrupt. See, it all comes together pretty nicely, doesnâ€™t it?
Yessiree Bob! And I could have faith that moves mountains, a Facebook Page that launched 10,000 likes and even drive a bitchinâ€™ Camaro. But if I have no love, I am nothing.* With detestable cucksucker Pharisees like Matt Walsh misrepresenting my faith, Jesus canâ€™t lace up the track shoes and draw nigh fast enough to make me happy. If Churchianity in Amerika is going spiritually bankrupt, then the Gospel According to Matt Walsh would yeah verily be its Enron accounting system that obfuscates the evil truth until itâ€™s a day too late and a dollar short.
So they shouldnâ€™t live and the only highway that should lead them to the hereafter is AC/DCâ€™s infamous Highway to Hell. Therefore, when #BLackLivesMatter decides to hold the Inaugural Great White #CrackaStomp at a scheduled Donald Trump rally, we know who GOP Incâ„¢ believes is to blame.
First we hear from Marco Rentio-The GOP Candidate For Hire.
With his â€œdangerous style of leadership,â€ Trump stokes this anger, mewed Rubio, â€œThis is what happens when a leading presidential candidate goes around feeding into a narrative of bitterness and anger and frustration.â€
Then we hear from John â€œThe illegal who killed your child is a man in The Lords Imageâ€ Kasich.
â€œDonald Trump has created a toxic environment (that) has allowed his supporters and those who sometimes seek confrontation to come together in violence.â€
Finally, Captain Constitution from Canada, Ted Cruz weighed in on how he truly felt about Trump supportersâ€™ right to peaceably assemble. Only the cool kids get to do it apparently.
Cruz charged Trump with â€œcreating an environment that only encourages this sort of nasty discord,â€ thus offering absolution to the mob.
But hey, go easy on Teddy, John and Marco. They are dealing with uppity peasants who know not their places in the grand hierarchy. And they could want poor white people to be exterminated like Kevin Williamson and then consigned straight to the hellfire like The Right Reverend Matt Walsh. The Little People should be showing their betters a wee bit more gratitude. That way they wouldnâ€™t feel the need to enforce the Fugitive Slave Laws so harshly against defectors from GOP Incâ„¢â€™s ideological plantation.
* That was 3 Corinthians, I forget the chapter and verse.