The State of Mississippi has an official flag which is causing some controversy among people looking for a cause, any cause, to distract from the otherwise oppressive fact of our civilization being in terminal decline.
To help them out, we present our new contest in which you, dear readers, design new flags for Mississippi. The old state flag is obviously super-racist, so it’s important that Mississippi receives a new flag, more reflective of Northern urban industrial egalitarian values.
The contest closes in one week, so do not hesitate to fire up your Photoshop, cross-stitch or legal pads and come up with those fine and interesting ideas. Below you can find my suggestion, which I think shows Mississippi abandoning its primitive past and boldly venturing forth into an EnlightenedTM future!