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Amerikans Will Die In Their Precious Safe Spaces


If you love your offspring, and live in Accomack County, VA; you need to homeschool or move. Their public school system is now a safe space. Your precious darlings won’t ever have to learn how to deal with controversy. They’ll fill in coloring books instead to prepare for the kinder, more sensitve SATs.

You see, one poor mother’s biracial son had a really hard time with Mark Twain’s The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. It seems the famously Caucasoid Supremicist Mr. Twain misspelled the word knee-grow an appalling seven times on one page alone. It was too much, and the poor, little dear was triggered. The mother told the Accomack County School Board that we were too divided a nation to continue assigning children Huck Finn or To Kill a Mockingbird. Her rant was like the bonfire that warms an SJW book-burner’s hands.

“I keep hearing, ‘This is a classic, This is a classic,’ … I understand this is a literature classic. But at some point, I feel that children will not — or do not — truly get the classic part — the literature part, which I’m not disputing,” she said at a Nov. 15 school board meeting. “This is great literature. But there (are so many) racial slurs in there and offensive wording that you can’t get past that.”

She wasn’t done aligning herself with the forces of ignorance.

“So what are we teaching our children? We’re validating that these words are acceptable, and they are not acceptable by (any) means,” the parent said, also noting psychological effects language has on children. “There is other literature they can use.”

If America was truly serious about equality, this stupid black woman would be no more successful in this sort ignorant crusading for greater illiteracy than was Tipper Gore with her war on offensive music lyrics. Ignatius of Loyola is Ignatius of Loyola. Even if Ignatius wears gold teeth and weave. Even if our St. Ignatius of The Sacred Weave-Head can barely manage a family, much less an entire monastic order.

What these safe spaces create are not nice kids. What they create are mealworm parasites. Do we want our public schools to be mealworm farms? This post on Gab gives us an indication of what this sort of an “education” offers our nation’s future.

Things America did in 20th century:

Win two world wars
Develop nuclear weapons
Become a super power
Develop GPS
Invent the internet
Eradicate polio
Put men on the moon
Revolutionize computing
Defeat communism

Things America has done in 21st century:

Burn flags
Take ass selfies

So what can we do to reverse this butt-selfication of Amerika…Well, perhaps wise the wise and philosophical Jello Biafra offers us the proper curriculum to cure Amerikan children of the Butt-Selfie Syphilis.

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