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In The Fall Midterms, The GOP Deserves A Minimum Loss of Eighty Seats

I hate the Democrats because Socialism leads to death. This isn’t rocket science and the truth isn’t served if I sugarcoat it. If there were a legitimate, non-socialistic party that wanted a smaller, less powerful central government, I would implore, encourage, and maybe even say “Please” when asking you to vote for that party. But the Democrats don’t have that sort of opposition in Congress. They face the GOP instead.

The GOP sees Democrat-controlled big government and hates it. They hate only because they aren’t the ones getting the taxpayer-subsidized hookers-n-blow. The proof of this comes from a particular rant from an inbred hick and a pathetic rum-blossom of a GOP Congressman which all the happy NeverTrumpers consider the thermo-nuclear sick burn. The Cucksurgent slobs his knob over the hilarity of it below. Here’s a juicy part.

“It’s like Forrest Gump won the presidency, but an evil, really f*cking stupid Forrest Gump. He can’t help himself. He’s just a f**king idiot who thinks he’s winning when people are b*tching about him. He really does see the world as ratings and attention. I hate Forrest Gump. I listen to your podcast and heard you hate it too. What an overrated piece of sh*t movie. Can you believe it beat the Shawshank Redemption?”

So this anonymous Congressmaggot insults Trump for making him support a politically challenging agenda. An agenda that makes this Congressmaggot’s bagmen and bugmen cringe. It’s the sort of thing that the dirty, unwashed voters who think they elected themselves a decent, concerned conservative would like to see happen. There’s no way this Congressmaggot will support that two days after his votes are in the bank. He is a bullsh!t artiste and his entire career in politics is a lie that he tells his constituents. The only adulation this cheap little prick deserves is a battery acid enema.

Perhaps GOP House Speaker Paul Ryan has finally developed an appropriate sense of self-loathing. He’s doing Amerika a favor.

Ryan, who has had an often-strained relationship with Trump but helped the president achieve his biggest legislative victory in the form of major tax cuts in December, made the announcement on Wednesday, portraying it as a decision to spend more time with his family after serving two decades in the House.

Perhaps “family” means his fellow basilisks on K-Street. Maybe Mitch McConnell can go in for some family bondage as well. We can’t be rid of him or John McCain or Lindsey Grahamaphrodite soon enough. They are terrible. They are terrible because they are phony. At some point they have to get sick of lying to themselves about how they lie to everybody else.

I’d almost rather see Nancy Pelosi unopposed than have the GOP enact failure theatre as they attempt the Mummer’s Farce of a fake political opposition. Let this jack-off bashing Trump in The Safeway go back to selling insurance or chasing ambulances at his old law office. You can reach him at 1-800-BAD-BACK. He is an absolute bottom-feeding jerk. He has no business making important decisions that impact the lives of other adults. It is an injustice for him to be publically respectable.

So let’s look forward to the pain of more Leftist electoral victories but be secure in the knowledge that these victories will destroy evil, dishonest, huckstering dumpster fires of human beings. I hope the GOP loses at least eighty seats this fall as a fitting retirement gift for Speaker Paul Ryan. Destroying these jerks will set back the True Right no farther than The Atlantic firing the odious Kevin Williamson.

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