A man of Hegelian dogma.
He would do well to read some Burke,
To give his Neo-Connery a final shirk.
Mocks Jonah Goldberg with a mind so keen.
But his loathing of John Derbyshire,
Fills me with fiery ire.
A true mascot of the New Class.
His voice babbles on beautifully,
Stuffing me with incredulity.
Jose Angel Gutierrez,
I loathe everything he says.
With any luck he will soon be fired,
And Paul Gottfried will celebrate, as he is now retired.
The details of his identity remain a secret.
His writings are filled with righteous indignation,
The roots of which beget no explanation.
Is just about as smart as he looks.
When he dies Ross Douthat will take his position,
A far cry from giving The New York Times a benediction.
Ever dueling with those vicious narcos.
Perhaps he and Dr. Paul should meet,
And form a united front to eschew defeat.
Left Canada and to America he did come.
A Republican who enjoyed the company of Andrea Dworkin,
Is naturally a darling in the eye of Aaron Sorkin.