Roll drunk tide, kiddoes!
“I’ve always believed the honor of serving as your governor is a calling that God placed on my life,” Bentley said in announcing his resignation. “Though I have sometimes failed, I have always tried to live up to the high expectations that people place on the person who holds this esteemed office. There have been times that I have let you and our people down, and I’m sorry for that.” He added, “I can no longer allow my family, my dear friends, my dedicated staff and cabinet to be subjected to the consequences that my past actions have brought on them. “I want you to know, I love our people with all my heart.”
I fly all around the Internet defending my adopted state from criticism, but dammit, man! This morning my arms are just plum tired. It seems our now disgraced Former Governor is now eligible for The Alabama prison system’s first bipartisan jailhouse Spades Duo. He and disgraced Former Governor Don Siegelman can now reach across the aisle and share some fairly unpleasant common ground. Oh, wait…
It’s bad enough to break the law. It’s bad enough to terminate your term in office with a visit to The Montgomery, AL Municipal Jail. But crap! It wasn’t just dishonest, it was petty. At least meet the Siegelman Standard and steal a nuclear kiloturd of money for your grief. Bentley just did this to bend a piece of poontang over the official state sofa. While he taught Sunday School with the woman’s husband…Nice touch of homestyle, that.
It might help to recall that the Governor — sorry, former Governor — is also one of those cuckservatives who are quick to moralize about distant issues so that we do not notice his improprieties at home. Witness Bentley in action:
With no fanfare, Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley ordered the removal of four Confederate flags from a memorial at the Alabama State Capitol on Wednesday amid a growing controversy over their official display in the wake of the killing of African Americans at a South Carolina church.
And there’s another aspect of this that is, for lack of a better word, rancid! Robert Bentley is The Golden Cuck of Cuckservatism. He has crystalized hypocrisy the way you could turn coal into diamonds by shoving it up his stiff, disingenuous butt. GOP Candidate, Donald J. Trump just never quite met the Bentley Standard of Parasitic Pharisaic Morality. The Luv Gov had the following to say about The Donald on behalf of the always prim and proper Hillary Rodham Clinton.
“He would not disavow a racist, David Duke,” Bentley said. “Now obviously, he must have thought that David Duke and that type of person was OK with people in Alabama and the South. Well, I want to tell you, they’re not OK with us.”….”We need someone who has the experience, and the demeanor, to be the president of the United States.”
You see, JPW has taught some Sunday School as well. There’s this one passage from Matthew that just seems timely as Alabama’s Cuck Pharisee Governor resigns in time for Easter.
Then went the Pharisees, and took counsel how they might entangle him in his talk.
And they sent out unto him their disciples with the Herodians, saying, Master, we know that thou art true, and teachest the way of God in truth, neither carest thou for any man: for thou regardest not the person of men.
Tell us therefore, What thinkest thou? Is it lawful to give tribute unto Caesar, or not?
But Jesus perceived their wickedness, and said, Why tempt ye me, ye hypocrites?
Shew me the tribute money. And they brought unto him a penny.
And he saith unto them, Whose is this image and superscription?
They say unto him, Caesarâ€™s. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesarâ€™s; and unto God the things that are Godâ€™s.
When they had heard these words, they marvelled, and left him, and went their way.
Cuckservatives like Bentley consider Caesar divine. Just like the Pharisees who brought his graven image reading “Caesar divine” into the same temple holding The Holiest of Holies. This is why they can’t fight Leftism. This why Cuckservatives know no morality. This is why they will always fail those who put them in office. This is why the first step toward actual conservatism in our time is to eject the fake conservatives like the Pharisaic Bentley.