Ah, The Jewish Question. Oy gevalt! Should we be mean to the Jews? Are they the noble breed of people that gave us Einstein and Mendelssohn? Are they conspiring with the (((Illuminati))) and the (((Banksters))) to secretly do away with us all? One of life’s sad tragedies is that the answer to this question is both.
If what Bill (((Kristol))) had to say for himself is indicative of the majority of American Jews, then maybe, just maybe Jolly Old Reinhard Heydrich had a point. Heck, if President Donald J. Trump is ¡LITERALLY HITLER! then it’s time for Der Father-Fuhrer to put over-priveleged fat-fvck Bill (((Kristol))) on the Treblinka weight loss plan. The calories don’t just get burned, they get Shoah’d!
Now maybe I’m blessed with merely Upper Middle Class aspirations and have mostly only met Jewish People who are modest, intelligent, patriotic, decent and really hard-working. Like Mr. Rogers… you want guys like this to be your neighbor. They are frequently the sort of people I want my son and daughter to take after more than they ever take after me. My middling academic credentials and simple homespun goals have prevented me from meeting the hyper-yuppie cloaca maximae that really put the motivation into the online anti-Semite.
You’ve known the walking stereotype. It’s described in the off-color joke below.
Q: What does a JAP* do with her @$$-hole every morning?
A: She sends him off to work.
And who could blame Mrs. Kristol? Who in the hell would want to spend more then 10 minutes in a room with Bill (((Kristol)))? It would be about as much fun as a fishin’ trip with Sheriff “Bull” Connor and Senator Bilbo. The only noticeable difference between “Conservatives” like (((Kristol))) and Kevin Williamson and the Old-Fashioned ‘Bama Democrats like Sheriff “Bull” would be the skin color and genetic heritage of the people they’d like to see barbecue in the shiny, efficient, German-engineered crematorium ovens over at the Shoa Shop. Sorry #Cucks; it’s not just Democrats who are the ¡REAL RACISTS!
Of course there’s a major-league difference between genocider bigots like Connor, Bilbo and even the execrable Heydrich and the newer, more-polished genocider bigots such as Williamson and (((Kristol))). Senator Bilbo, is about as dead as his famous namesake the Tolkienesque Hobbit, Bilbo Baggins. Sheriff “Bull” is safely out to pasture. Heydrich has been found condignly guilty. Beelzebubba roasts hot dogs over the smoldering remains of his wretched, bureaucrat soul. Kristol and Williamson still enjoy pulpits within the (((#Cuckservative))) Movement to preach their establishmentarian version of #WhiteGenocide.
Now they’re more subtle and better paid than the previous generation of American Haters. They don’t publicly advocate serving the fair-haired denizens of Gorbutt a heaping dose of Jim Jones Murderade. They just want their communities to die out. That won’t hurt if you smoke enough meth, drink enuff Mountin’ Doo and watch Professional Wrastlin’ to waste the time until it’s done with.
They don’t publically recommend machine-gunning the dumb white trash and burying them for their dirt naps. They just want to bring in the “Hard-working” immigrants who are “natural Conservatives” to hire instead of the Numb-Fvck Whiteys. Now I know what I’ll hear back. Heydrich actually killed people. Lot’s of people. (((Kristol))) and Williamson just stroke the elitist egos to afford their Gay Yuppie Lattes at the coffee shop. Well, where in the hell does a prick genocider like Heydrich ever get the public support to off the Bad People? It takes years of escalating propaganda to achieve such demonization.
I need to offer the tremulous snowflakes who haven’t recoiled from this post in disgust yet a ¡TRIGGER WARNING! My concluding message to Bill (((Kristol))) is coming straight from the ever-lovin’ heart. My family comes from the stock of people that Netflix ridicules in “Dear White People.” And what does suck Redneck Fuggery entail? It entailed seven fvcking combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan for my Master Sergeant Brother-In-Law. He’s lucky his young boy still remembers who daddy is. It entailed fvcking combat tours in Desert Shield and Desert Storm for my Father-In-Law. It entailed being the MP Duty Officer in Munich the night after Kennedy got shot and the Black Horse Cavalry went DefCon 1 and rushed to succor The Fulda Gap.
This means the dumb whiteys Bill (((Kristol))) wouldn’t deign to hire as his groundskeepers stand between him and an entire religion bursting at the seams of absolute blood-thirsty savages who would like nothing more than to permanently attach your Yarmulke to your head with a handful of 10 penny nails. Dumb, replaceable people of the disposable Caucasian Persuasion stand between your sorry, kosher @$$ and this….
* — Jewish-American Princess. Gotta keep the offensive racial epithets straight here.